Hmmm.

14 Jul

I know all about those stages one has to go through when grieving.  Denial, anger, etc…   But, I have discovered there is one VERY important stage previously overlooked.  Sarcasm.  Yup, and I have been bitten by a nasty little sarcastic bug.   As I have mentioned in earlier posts, I have decided to give the online dating thing a(nother) try.  Here are a few of the gems that I have received thus far.

“hi

// Jul. 7, 2010 – 5:36pm

you sound so cool…”

(this was sent to me by a 51 year old man, mind you.)

And then there’s this one:

“May i just say if looks could kill
U wouldnt need a weapon lol
just smile

care to chat”

(mmm, no.)

I will leave you all with this classic:

“My name is ——– and I live just outside Edinburgh. I am married but don’t feel that this should stop me having female friends. I am friendly and very easy going. I have a gentle, affectionate nature and a fun sense of humour. Outwardly I seem confident and extrovert, but the real me is quite shy and sensitive.

If you think that “just maybe” we would make good friends, I would love to hear from you.”

Just maybe not.

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One Response to “Hmmm.”

  1. wildgeesethatfly January 20, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

    My sister and I went through the divorce process at the same time and then we both signed up for a paid online dating service. It was fun for a few weeks until we discovered we were both talking to 2 of them same men who were both sending us the EXACT same copy and paste messages. I hope you have a better experience.

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